This is Bill.

"Honey, can you pick up some things at the store?", asks his wife.

"I made you a list."

So he goes to the store.

And then comes home.

"What did you buy?"

"I bought a hat, pants, shoes, and gloves."

"Those weren't on the list!"

"Sorry! I dropped the list along the way."

The next day, his wife asks him to go to the store again.

She gives him a list.

And pins it to his coat.

He goes to the store.

And comes home again.

"What did you buy?", asks his wife.

"I bought pants, a shirt, a hat, and shoes."

"Those weren't on the list!"

"Sorry! The list got soggy and I couldn't read it."

The next day, his wife asks him to go to the store again.

She puts it in a plastic bag.

And pins it to his coat.

He goes to the store.

And comes home again.

He gets home very late!

"Honey, I bought everything you wanted."

"What did you buy?"

"I bought shoes, a hat, socks, and pants."

"But why are you so late getting home?"

"I dropped my glasses at the store."

"And couldn't read the list!"

"So I had to go and buy new glasses!"