Bill vs. the Weather
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Bill is very athletic.
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He walks to work every day to keep in shape.
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But he is very forgetful.
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One day, Bill gets to his office and he is soaking wet.
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His colleague asks him right away, "Why are you so wet?"
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Bill replies, "I forgot my umbrella, and it started raining while I was walking to work."
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The next day, Bill arrives at his office and he is shivering.
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His colleague asks him right away, "Why are you so cold?"
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Bill replies, "I forgot my coat, and it started snowing while I was walking to work!"
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The next day, Bill arrives at his office and his hair is all over the place.
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His colleague asks him right away, "Why is your hair so crazy?"
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Bill replies, "I forgot my hat, and the wind started blowing while I was walking to work!"
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The next day, Bill walks to work with a huge backpack.
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His colleague notices Bill is carrying a huge backpack, but he doesn’t ask him any questions because Bill looks so perfect!
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But Bill’s colleague is so curious so he phones Bill the next day, "What was in your huge backpack yesterday?"
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Bill: "I brought an umbrella, a coat, and a hat."
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Colleague: "Why did you bring an umbrella yesterday?"
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Bill: "It might have rained when I walked to work (just like last week)."
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Colleague: "Why did you bring a coat yesterday?"
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Bill: "It might have snowed when I walked to work (just like last week)."
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Colleague: "Why did you bring a hat yesterday?"
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Bill: "It might have been very windy when I walked to work (just like last week)."
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Colleague: "You didn’t need to bring all that yesterday! It was forecast to be sunny and warm outside!!"
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Bill is athletic, but very forgetful...
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